Go the F**k to Sleep is a laugh-out-loud, adults-only bedtime story for parents familiar with the age-old struggle of putting their kids to bed. It is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland.

Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. This subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.