Sabre is a busy man. He's an archangel of the Seventh Realm, a character of a fantasy story, and one of the Seven Sons of Zion chosen to bring about the end of the world.

But right now, he's got bigger problems by the name of Sally. And she's come to Earth to settle a steamy score.

Valentine is a Blood Guardian, and Rukie is a Vampire. Sounds like a match made in Heaven, only... it's Earth and they're not really matching so well lately.

But it's all the Guardian's fault, says the Vampire. Not really, it's the Vampire's fault, says the Guardian. Nothing hot and bloody sex can't fix, says Guardian. Sure. In your wildest dreams, says Vampire.