Fifteen-year-old Finbar Frame seriously missed out in the gene-pool stakes, since his twin brother Luke got the good looks, athletic ability, and pigmentation. Finbar is tall, skinny, pale, and pretty much allergic to the sun - and sadly, teenage girls don't appreciate Finbar's sensitive skin or his sensitive soul.

But when a move to a new school converges with a cultural trend romanticising vampires, Finbar seizes the opportunity. He'll become a vampire! Or at least fake it ... to get a date.

Wickedly smart and laugh-out-loud funny, this YA debut novel heralds a brilliant career for this new young author.