Among sentient animals and humans, the hardheaded and hard-shelled wizard Clothahump searches across dimensions for a wizard to defeat looming armies of Plated Folk. Jonathan-Thomas Meriweather, a part-time wannabe rock guitarist and janitor, makes magic with his well-worn rock repertoire on his duar instrument. While the lyrics may be righteous, the magic is too often something else.

Snatched through a portal into a land of magic, Jonathan must use a mysterious, multi-string duar to rescue the world he has fallen into before he can return to his own.

Reluctantly, he finds himself teaming up with a semi-senile turtle wizard, a thieving, backstabbing otter, and a bewildered Marxist dragon to rally an army for the war about to come.